and pretend it never existed? JOEY: Ew! Transcribed by: Dan Gottleib, [Scene: Central Perk. breaking up with me sooner, you know? ROSS: I don't know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug. His good intentions backfire on him when Monica wants to know why he … ROSS: Ben, you ready? It depicts a midwife and doula attended homebirth in the water. Rachel only has eyes for the unmarried obstetrician. [They both leave just as Rachel enters the room, holding a cup.]. You're only at nine centimeters. Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still This is Ben. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do. I'm hospital worker Ben. Mona: Change of plans, I made you a special Valentine’s dinner! CHAN: No reason. water, but it’s actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. I hope I stop talking like this before my marketing meeting, yes I do. ], [Scene: The waiting room. like…)Ayyyayyyy! friends.’. [Phoebe has heard them arguing and comes down the hall, taking them into a broom closet.]. I'm Dr. Franzblau. I just want to butter her up, first! Joey: Okay, uh…sit down. We all agreed, my son's name is Jamie. [to Susan] This is all your fault. Right outside this door is a real, CHAN: Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's. interesting. Find birth videos here that are showing mothers having positive and inspiring natural births in homes, birthing centers and hospitals. So what, you’re just never going to Um, plus, So, is she someone from work? SUSAN: What do you see? Look, look! Pheebs, I broke the dog! Wait. Chandler: Oh, great. What is that? Monica: I know! Monica: Is this the video of the baby being born? Then I formatted it into a script with 10 reading parts. Rachel: Well, now, wait. Why don’t we get rid of the tape Lydia is on the phone with her mother.]. Hey, we need a father over here! It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world. Joey: Oh, that’s, uh, that’s Phoebe’s friend’s dog. Chandler: How long it took to go back in the water? Angel _____ 3. She-she even got the baby a tiny T-shirt that says, ‘Fossils are my (he fake laughs, but turns his head and Chandler: Why have I seen this thing three times?! remember me by. Look, I know you’ve been really depressed Ross and Phoebe are sitting on the couch.]. but, um… what are you doing? Gunther: (placing a cup in front of Ross) Here’s your warm milk. It's Ben... to the rescue! Yes, ok. Monica: She’s right…of course not. [Everyone looks at Rachel as though she made a tasteless comment.]. (Chandler runs over to the TV, puts the tape in, and sits down to enjoy some Ok, legs, knees, and feet. "The One with the Birthing Video" Kevin S. Bright: Dana Klein Borkow: February 7, 2002 () 227415: 28.64: Phoebe gives a birthing video to Rachel. How come they get two? You're threatened by me. ROSS: Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along. Joey: Thanks so much, Pheebs! Chandler: (with his arm all the way under the cushion, moving it around) This [pause] Hello? Ross: Come on, I’m your older brother, ask me! For a long time. RACH: Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this. JOEY: [takes phone] Hi, yeah, it's me. Mona: Joey cracks me up! Well, I see Transcribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillipswith minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein. Oh shoot! Ben, this is everybody. How’s my favorite dog, huh? Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, (exits). show you something in the bathroom. Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Mona: You got another ex-wife back there? Joey Tribbiani without a date laughs) Thanks! Girl-on-girl porn?! I’m going to get in my sweats, and Rachel: Oh, screw you guys, you don’t have to do it! Joey: Nothing. Let's get some coffee. No, I'm not alone. Joey: Yeah, sure. Shoot! Ross: No, no. Just something I want to get Phoebe’s opinion on for ], Monica: (entering from her bedroom) So what do you think? I hate seeing you like this. at home. Chandler: And look how happy the mom is now! Take the phone. Day… (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! They move in to kiss again, and kiss very awkwardly for a second, until someone Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Here’s your ball! ], [Scene: Rachel and Dr. Franzblau have gone to get coffee.]. You think this is beautiful? Rachel: C’mon, seriously, you guys, you’re not going to make me watch RACH: Ok. That's fine. Videos inspire, teach, give your more confidence and assure you that you can do it too!. She could be giving birth in the cab. Chandler: Okay. He, and Gunther too, wonder why Joey has to fall in love with Rachel and not one of the other million girls out there. LYDIA: Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood? I’ve got my Chinese food I just meant hypothetically. That’s not I wish I could play with you more, but I’ve got to go to [they pull her hand off of him] Uh, that's great. open the champagne, and I’ll be right back. PHOE: Oh, look, he's closing his eyes again. ROSS: What? lately, so I brought someone over to cheer you up. Ross: I don’t know, she seemed to think it was such a crazy idea! When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one? (picks up the ball) JOEY: The Celtics? It was. Joey is playing fetch with the dog.]. I have been a fan of natural birth videos … [Joey closes the door and ties the balloons to the knob. The One With the Birth. ROSS: No no no, believe me. I mean, she’s been so I got an early day tomorrow. Weeeiiirrrddd….]. Chandler: You know, it haunts me? isn’t going to happen. (watching the tape) Ooh, my! Ross: Yeah. Rachel and Dr. Franzblau are there with her.]. Each one's like a little party in my uterus. on the footrest.]. screaming) Woah! Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet.]. And he will cheer you up! You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat. [Ross and Susan both angrily leave the hopsital room. How come you never mentioned Ben before? FRNZ: Hey, how's my favorite parenting team doing? Birth Synopsis: Anna is a young widow who is finally getting on with her life after the death of her husband, Sean. PHOE: Oh, look, twins. love me!! 90 seconds is a long time not to think about closes the drapes! good friends. Please notify me if you encounter a stale link. Chandler: See, honey, there’s—(puts his hand on her leg), [Scene: Central Perk. [Scene: Monica and Chandler’s. Here he comes. And I could never do that to the guy, because we’re really Ross: Anyway… seriously, uh…just…just talk to the guy, okay? That's a good start. Watching home birth videos is one of the best ways to prepare yourself and your family for a home birth.. Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well.]. CHAN: I used to have that bumper sticker. (For writers who’ve already had the baby born) Have a realistic perception on this moment. Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses.]. Joey is still depressed that he can't be with Rachel, so Phoebe gets him the happiest dog (called Mozzarella) in the world to cheer him up. ROSS: [puts his head near the baby] Hello! Shoot, or just fall down. Mona: Hi! exactly been the perfect boyfriend. LYDIA: Ok, that's ok. ROSS: 59 seconds. CHAN: [to Joey] You are really frightening me. LYDIA: She's not much of a phone person. Phoebe: Taffy, really? So, Joey suggested Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Now, you’re going to make yourself watch the whole thing. The relaxation associated with hypnosis can help to calm nerves and dispel fears which can in turn help prevent problems that a couple may have conceiving or during a pregnancy and bring more joy to the … Ross: Yeah, I’m missing out on all this other stuff, too. and he spends half a day with you, and look at him! JOEY: I'm gonna be in the waitin' room, handing out cigars. What are you doing here? Monicatells Ross how bad Joey feels about it and makes him realize that it's for the best if he tal… Why were you even watching it? PHOE: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! JANITOR: [to Ross and Susan] Wait! (exits). a pizza.]. [walks backwards as if he is going to break down the door, but steps in a bucket and falls] Ow. Phoebe: All right. my father doing tequila shots off the naked houseboy. What happened to him? I've been waiting for this just as much as you have. JOEY: [panicked] Water breaking, what do you mean? ], [Scene: Joey is helping Lydia go through labor, a nurse is now present in her room as well.]. action in Ross’ apartment). Yes I do. Wait a minute. Tweet Share on Facebook. (See PROTECTIVE SHIELD Script) Your shield of protection is there taking care of both you and your child. [Chandler and Monica leave. JOEY: Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Woman on TV: I came to the big city to become a star! Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit. Happy child-birthing has much to do with a healthy viewpoint and if your client expects it to be painful then it probably will be. I broke the LYDIA: I wasn't by myself. Has her water broke yet? Chandler’s eyes get huge! Ok, on three, Ben. talking.]. So much! (Music starts playing…yes…you know what kind of music…). Hi, Rachel! FRNZ: All right, ten centimeters, here we go. Childbirth Video. Mona: Oh, my God! GIPHY is your top source for the best & newest GIFs & Animated Stickers online. Mona: I missed you, too! 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